ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Randomize
