they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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