She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Can you repeat that, but with context?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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