Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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