Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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