3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
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Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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