The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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