no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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