Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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