I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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