In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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