my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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