Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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