Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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