will power is for people who don't want to get laid
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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