Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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