Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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