North Korea, Best Korea!
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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