a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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