I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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