I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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