I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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