Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You ruined the universe
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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