She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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