she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
operation have a gay friend backfired
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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