I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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