dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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