so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
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