Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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