She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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