Yo dont text me then not text me
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
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