So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize
