i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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