whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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