I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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