Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
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