When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
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