In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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