I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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