I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
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As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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