Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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