I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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