i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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