I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
