Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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