We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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