Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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