see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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