I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm passing your future prison.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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