is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
