i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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