After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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