he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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