I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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