She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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